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  1. With that real hay those houseguests better hope they don't have allergies!
  2. I agree! His quips are surprising and funny. I thought his voice would drive me nuts but it actually makes his jokes 10x funnier. He is my pick to win - weird!
  3. Can Shelli put up Jason or Steve after John uses the Veto? I know she can put up Becky, but I'm unclear about the nominated.
  4. Is this a short season? Only 14 hg compared to last year's 16. The girls all look high maintenance and all appear to be aging poorly (mid to late 20's/early 30's - REALLY? More like 40!). Two long haired brunettes & 3 long haired blondes. There are only 2 girls I'm going to be able to tell apart. We have the requisite long hair guys, the nerdy guys, the "real" guys. No fake hair color, nobody covered in tattoos. Only one male eye candy as far as I can tell. I hope their personalities come across better live than on paper cause otherwise it's going to be a long dull summer.
  5. I just voted 20x NO to TA. Donny did a decent Devin, but the rest of them were stupid. The "Hayden" was awful, & Victoria was just plain catty (as expected).What on earth was amusing about that?!?!?! So no, they did NOT earn $5000 just to get up there & be spiteful & mean. That's our job!
  6. I just realized Devin has major commitment issues. His baseball career, his girlfriend, his alliance, his veto nominations...... yup. Guy just can't commit to anything.
  7. He has this habit of, when someone makes a valid point against him, if he can't come up with a logical defense then he changes the subject and brings up something that happened in the past. He has no self-awareness, and definitely doesn't think he himself could ever be guilty of the evils that are being done to him. He is this year's bully, and I am tired of him. He adds nothing to the house. I find him monotonous, dull, & annoying.
  8. Victoria & Nicole sitting on the double lounge. Vic says that she wishes she was blonde but would never date a blonde because she just doesn't find them attractive. Nicole says that blondes stink, wear the same clothes & wear the same underwear for weeks. They are being super loud so Hayden can hear them. They are being super flirty & it's cute.. On the other side of the yard Frankie is holding court with Donny, Derrick, Christine & Cody (?) sitting in chairs with Frankie pacing in front of them, telling them about some famous top-billing actress(?). I'm not interested, so back to the girls. Not many options. Amber has joined Vic & Nicole. She has a hot dog on a fork & is chowing down. Nicole runs to get a hotdog for herself & Victoria wonders how she is being portrayed. She may not fully understand the feeds...
  9. Houseguests are all still up when I get up, which is different. I read quickly to catch up so I know what they're talking about. Devin says something about he's going to bed so if they all want keys they know where to find him. Poala & Jacosta bicker about getting into bed but neither of them are mad. Brittany lost her earring back & is saying she's not going to bed cause she's wide awake. She & Paola leave the fire bedroom & head out to other parts of the house. Christine, Zack, Cody, & Derrick are in the honeycomb room. They are plotting the demise of Devin & Caleb. YEAH!!! Happy Independence Day! Zach has a fool-proof plan to get them out. They just need to keep their cool. OMG. They are doomed. I pop in to HOH to see what is going on. Devin going on how Brittany is beyond rude. How do I know this without him saying her name? Cause this is a replay. Again..... Frankie tells Caleb that he just ripped the wettest fart he's ever heard. I'm heading back to the honeycomb room cause 1 minute is the max I can handle 2 of those guys.
  10. Devin's confessional in the diary room, saying that he thinks Donny's tears were just a ploy for sympathy, made me want to slap that smug smile right off his face.
  11. Fly by recap. Nicole (?) is in the shower & pervy skippy keeps zooming in on her. Jacosta is playing with her hair in front of the bathroom mirror. The girls aren't saying anything & without her bow Jocasta looses all interest for me. I go downstairs to find Frankie & Donny sitting at the huge table talking. Actually Frankie speaks & Donny speaks, but they don't talk about the same thing. Frankie has a coffee cup in the microwave & the microwave starts shooting sparks. Frankie "saves the house" - his words, not mine - by taking the coffee cup out of the microwave. Fish again. Doesn't skippy know how hard it is to recap the hammies when you can't see or hear them? Brittany has come in & says good morning to Donny, who says it back. That Donny, he is such a chatterbox! Out to the pool where Hayden & Nicole (? - pin bathing suit, sunglasses) are putting up the awnings. If this is Nicoe then I have no idea who is in the shower. Boring talk, someone just came in the kitchen so inside I go... it's Devin, who is so so tired. He tries to figure out the time, cause he requested his meds, but he doesn't have them yet.
  12. I log on to see a particularly happy group of people. WTH? Where are my fights & drama??? Zach & Victoria are in the storeroom. Frankie is in there briefly telling them that he can make his tuna something but it'll take 2 hours. Devin is in HOH reading the bible & shaving. Hayden is in the loo. Cody was washing dishes in a LONG towel & shirtless. Oh good, Frankie joins Hayden and they wash their hands together & yell. Shut it guys. Seriously. Brittany was mashing something and took forever at it, before moving on to dish duty. No sign of Joey. Where is she? Derrick is annoyed cause he thought Victoria was going to cuddle with him but then she left. I am seriously concerned about the dullness of this cast if they are this dull already.
  13. Poor Caleb says he can't even buy a girlfriend right now cause he has tattoos and is a country boy, which makes him undesirable I guess. He was hooking up with a girl who dumped him when he told her he was trying out for BB cause she doesn't date reality stars. She is a Dallas Cowboys model. He says it all with an attitude. I wait for the finger wave. Caleb can't wait till he gets out of the house cause he's going to take a girl on a horseback date in the sunset. Nothing like going into total seclusion on a first date - serial killer??? I have to go check Frankie's age and am relieved that he is 31, instead of the 21 that he pretends to be. Devin tells his game plan is to compete hard in challenges then just chill the rest of the time. Joey says she thinks they were cast specifically because of last year's cast since this is a more rounded cast. Everyone goes outside except for Caleb & Frankie who are discussing Amber Caleb's showmance with Amber??? I thought they were talking strategy. Dang. But Caleb says that he's waiting for someone in the house to just go up to her & tell her that everyone in the house knows that she & Caleb like each other. Frankie runs upstairs to shower so Caleb goes outside.
  14. These are the dullest hamsters ever. I pop back in to discover 3 lounging hammies sitting in the shade by the pool, Donny alone in the pool, and a girl in a pink bikini laying in the sun by the pool. Christine joins them. Discussion of slop. Heading inside. In the kitchen I see Frankie, Devin, Hayden, Jacosta, Paola & Zach, who is doing dishes. Jacosta felt really bad cause she pushed down some guy cause he called her stupid, so she pushed him down. I believe it was Derrick Jeeter??? It is hard to understand these people cause they aren't all that bright. I'm still trying to figure out who is going to be the strategist cause I can't find ANY strategy talk. Maybe it's happening, but it's not as much as past seasons. Skippy sends me back to the pool where Donny has disappeared and Joey is telling a story about when she was growing up and had to wear a bowl cut cause it was "cheaper" (this was said really deep, raspy, and involves slouching when said). I head inside cause they asked Joey to be funny so she tries to tell a joke.
  15. Whoa! I change screens cause I'm tired of sharing Skippy's love of Nicole's crotch & boobs so I go to the bathroom where Jacosta the bowless and Joey are talking. Joey says "don't be afraid to go up on the block" or something to that effect. Then says OH, and turns around & spits out the toothpaste. Who carries on conversations when they are brushing their teeth. Since I didn't know who Jacosta the molested was talking to so I switch screens and there is Victoria! Seems she didn't like Nicole being the center of attention. Jacosta is ANNOYING! So what if Victoria felt her up when she was sleeping! If she had been awake it would have been different. If Jacosta was that offended she could have gotten up out of bed instead of "giving it up to her". This is SO overblown. I'm sure she could switch beds with one of the guys - any of them would love being felt up by Victoria during the night & the recappers would have something interesting to talk about.
  16. Nicole is sunbathing with Victoria. Victoria, the self-proclaimed beauty, strips down to her bikini & starts applying sunscreen. Nicole, the borrower, borrows Victoria's coverup to go inside, due to her face hurting & all. She had "forgotten" her swim bottoms, which explains why, when skippy zooms inside to follow them (that perv!) we see Nicole coming out of the shower. They girls walk outside & coughing boy lifting weights (Caleb?) calls each girl "princess". They ask each other if he called them princess. Skippy yells at Zach with a ZACH SHUT IT DOWN. They all laugh & ask Zach what he was doing. Then Skippy says THANK YOU VERY MUCH and they all clap. Victoria starts whispering Cody treats her differently. But it must be a good thing. Nicole says its cause he doesn't want to have a showmance. It makes her feel safe. Odd relationship. I predict Cody will get evicted and Victoria will lament all summer about their deep seated love and how they will have this amazing relationship outside the house. Meanwhile Zack will be filling out paperwork for a restraining order. I know, this is a re-run....
  17. I log on to see Derrick Devin sweeping the bathroom. He looks around at all the stuff lying around with the "WTH do I do with all this stuff" look. I get that look whenever I too clean house. This house would drive your average OCD person insane just by watching the feeds. I personally couldn't live with these slobs. Derrick Devin found some of the hangars mentioned earlier, which he uses to move some bikinis. HAHHAHA now he's using two of them like tongs to pick up everyone's nasty crap! I tried to screen shot but wasn't fast enough.I'll be ready next time tho! Back to sweeping. It is amazing how much crap he's sweeping up, what with the hammies not having access to actual dirt or grass to trek inside.
  18. EWWWW! They are using the slop bucket for the cold water shower. Yes, Brittany is shaving her legs & giving herself a sponge bath in the pot they will cook slop in.No wonder slop is so nasty! Zach & Christine deem the living room the most comfortable, the bathroom is next in line. Discussion on the comfort level of the house is against the rules cause we get fish. They are trying to figure out why they can't go to bed because of BB After Dark, cause aren't they live already? Cody has his head in Nicole's lap. She is grooming him like the monkeys do at the zoo. They are discussing the spelling competition & Donny is cracking me up. He was going to spell shampooooooo... his accent cracks me up. I am easily amused. I see Amber for the first time today. She has on a headband, earmuffs, jacket, sweats, and she is eating what looks like cookie dough (or maybe that's just wistful thinking cause that's what I want). The ever-so-young college student Derrick is laughing with the oddest laugh I've ever heard. They are discussing nonsense & I find myself distracted. Finally they discuss the Veto ceremony. Donny, who is sitting in the eviction chair, asks what he should say during the ceremony. Someone says Paola will say "play it on meeeeeee". Zack asks if Donny got any extra letters. Jacosta mimics how she was moving during the veto competition, which explains why she lost. Back to fish. I am going to have to sign off. This storm is fixing to knock out my power....
  19. Joey comes to the bathroom with 2 cups of hot water. She adds more hot water to her cup from the tap. Feeds switch to the storeroom where Donny & Derrick are rustling something (like a chip bag). The bag wins & they leave so Skippy zooms back to the bathroom. Nicole must be freezing since she's wearing earmuffs. Joey is wearing a pink stocking cap. This house must be cold cause now I'm back in the storeroom with Caleb & Devin, both of whom are wearing hoodies & stocking caps. Zoom back to the bathroom just to make me fully appreciate this carnival ride called Big Brother. I am getting sea sick. Joey has an amazing unique idea of someone building a glass house so everyone can watch the people inside. Didn't they call that show "Glass House"? Or was it "Big Brother"? I feel my IQ dropping as I watch. Joey adds more hot water to her cup. Is that Brittany in the "Cold" shower? Joey goes to the kitchen to refill a bucket with hot water that the girls are using to bypass the "cold shower" rule. Bet they cheated their way through school.... In to the living room where Zach is talking to Christine, teaching him about some of the competitions they can expect. They admit this is hard. Not nearly as hard as recapping your boring drivel. If they are this dull with 16 people in the house it is going to be a LONG summer!
  20. Some Jerk is making fun of me. I think it was Hayden, who will be dead to me if this is confirmed. He is saying "woah, they moved to a new spot. Woah, they moved to a different spot". Dumbies, if you want better recaps give me better crap to recap!
  21. OMG! Hayden, Zach, Paola, Frankie "studying" the names of past competitions. They can't remember half of them. Good lord, they have had what? FOUR competitions so far? 2 HOH, HOH Battle, Veto. Four. That's it. The total IQ of this group is equal to the number of competitions they can remember. The guys all get up & leave one by one. Paola doesn't get the hint & follows them. Hayden goes to the bathroom where he proceeds to dig for gold with a kleenex, looking in the mirror to ensure he got all the gold there is to be found. I'll bet he wipes his boogers on his bicycle seat when he's cruising around town.
  22. Edited because I just hit "play" when I got home but realized that they are actually showing Jeff's interviews & not "live action". So I have no idea what time all this stuff happened. Sorry. I can delete it if necessary since it doesn't fit in the timeline exactly right. Holy cow! I get back from town & turn on the feeds just in time to see Caleb drop his pants! My day is now complete! He is rocking a pink t-shirt, but does loose some dude-points for his girly pants. Frankin comes in from taking a shower. He has a towel discreetly wrapped around his waist. He pulls his underwear on under the towel, then drops the towel to reveal a stripey thong. He brazenly adjusts himself, which seems to take an inordinate amount of time. He looks old in this shot. They discuss their matchy swim suits. Caleb says "ya ya ya" a lot. Frankie's thing seems to be "It is what it is", just like June on Honey Boo Boo. Hey, don't judge me. I like trash tv, which is why I'm here. Frankie just tells Caleb the best way to shrink a shirt is to wash it in cold then dry it hot hot hot. No honey, that is the best way to fade out your shirt & make it look old. Frankie gets called to the diary room & he hollers back "see you in 20 minutes", then informs Caleb that he's one of the girls when it comes to getting ready. BB yells at him again & Frankie panics, saying he's not going in the diary room looking like this. BB gives up & hollers at Poaola instead, which makes Frankie VERY happy. Caleb is mowing his neck, taking care to shape it just so under his chin. It looks odd what with that white patch under his chin but above the rest of his hairy neck. Frankie is putting something on his face, then dabbing with dots of concealer. His dad never taught him how to shave, but his mom definitely taught him how to put on makeup as he is dabbing away with his ring finger in order to avoid stretching the skin & giving you wrinkles. His hair must not be dyed pink at is it pretty much white blonde right now. I wonder what color his natural color is - guess I'll know is a few weeks when he's crying in the diary room begging for hair dye...
  23. Joey & Devin (?) update Zach on the types of vetos, upon they decide that this year they will have the "glitter veto". To heck with that gold & diamond crap, BB is on a budget this year now that they are paying America's Player. I wish Skippy would zoom out cause I don't know their voices yet! Hayden doesn't like drinking milk with stuff in it. He hand gestures "stuff". I'm not going there. OMG! Devin & Caleb just tag teamed singing the ABC song! They cannot be this hard up for music. Nicole just went & put the milk in the fridge. God is she a tiny thing. She latches on to Victoria who jumps up & moves to a different stool.
  24. The girls are all in the bathroom putting on their war paint & not talking. I keep trying to switch feeds but Skippy is bound & determined to make me watch this mind numbing morning routine, of which, being a female myself, I am totally familiar and not the least interested. I finally get to switch to the kitchen & recognize Joey's voice immediately as it is loud & raspy. The camera is on Christine who is talking, but since her mouth is stuffed beyond capacity I can't understand her. Joey says something about boners. She is wearing a green hat & birth control glasses (that's what my military kiddos call them). They are discussing a shower outside and Joey not being nekid on the internet cause she was wearing pasties & a thong. Skippy is lusting after Joey because I hear several voices in the room but the camera doesn't leave Joey, except for a casual glance around the room. They are talking literally, about "last night I only dropped the F-bomb once" and the "s" word. I wonder how long their self-imposed censorship will last. Hayden fills his cup clear full of milk, which uses up 1/2 gallon. He is wearing a bright pink cap which sticks up Smurf style. Were hats part of the competition? I again hear the "s" word. Just say the word dude - saying the "s" word is just like cussing cause we all know what you mean.
  25. I've been in and out all morning keeping an eye on the feeds. I kept hearing some odd noise & discover it is the weird foil blankets that Tsylyst told me about earlier. Dang but they are annoying! One of the foil blankets in in between the beds looking like an odd foil wrapped person sitting on the floor. I turned my sound off & head back to decorate the birthday cake - the money doesn't happen if I don't work...
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