I see that no one has been posting, so I'm going to do the Cliff Notes version of BBAD up to this point.
In the kitchen... Jordan telling Adam he needs to do what he needs to do, but he's a good guy, a stand up guy, blah, blah blah. Rachel concurs.
On the patio... Porch and Kahlua discussing how to convince Adam to save one of them, mostly Kahlua talking (SURPRISE!!!) and Porch going, um hmmm, um hmmmmm.
Adam comes out to grill some steaks and Kahlua starts working Adam with the same speech she just got done telling Porch to use: Use the veto on Porch, Jordan goes up and out because she doesn't even want to be there, she wants to be with Jeff, she's not even trying, they had a F3 alliance of newbies, make a big move, be a man!
Everyone out on the patio making nice and talking... Well, OK, Kahlua is talking about how she wants to be a writer or be on Broadway or both and she used to work a bartending gig on weekends and it paid for her to live in Cali, $11 an hour and 400+ a week on tips (me doing math fast, about 2200 a month, NICE!!)
Kahlua in the kitchen working Jordan, totally throwing Porch under the bus (or what's her name's car), she even manages to squeeze out a few tears. OK, she makes heavy sobbing noises and dabs at her eyes, but I didn't see tears and when Adam walked in, every thing is rosy!
Adam, Porch and Rachel are playing pool (after folding the towels from the dryer, Adam teaches them how to fold towels the way Shelly did because they look so pretty). They're all doing that crazy accent.
Kahlua is in her Roy G Biv bed practicing her crying for her Broadway career and managing to squeak out a real tear or two.
There's a helicopter hovering over the backyard, whether to watch them or to cover a breaking news story, we don't know. My bet is a breaking news story, A, R and P beg to differ.
And now you're all caught up.
ETA: Diane!! It's Diane's car that Kahlua is throwing people under.