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Here we are, running as behind with this Welcome Message as CBS was with the cast list release! At least Fisty has the excuse that he’s been holed up with his stash of recapper wine for the past year and is a bit sloshy at the moment. Speaking of recapper stuff, this cast looks to be pretty recap-worthy so far (Fisty loves him some Elvis!), so y’all jump on into the recaps thread once the feeds open up, and let’s have some “good times with recapper wine” in there this year. Fisty will bring the cornnuts! In case you think Fisty sounds unusually perky, fret not! He’s just as pissed off as ever, but Snarkhilda cooked up a big old batch of tasty cornnut pancakes for breakfast, so he’s mellow for the moment. It will pass (just like the pancakes). So, while Fisty burps relatively delicately and settles into his La-Z-Boy in front of the TV, come on in, read up on the new batch o’ hammies, and let’s do this thing for season 24! The theme is something about a motel, and we can only hope that the kitchen ants have been replaced by cockroaches, and that that cockroach Nicole won’t show up yet again this year. If you are new to recapping and/or have any questions, contact any of the admins for help. (Don’t bother Fisty, though, he’s busy stockpiling cornnuts and crying into his wine.) If you want to join in but just don’t know where to start, check this out: We have a post just for you! It’s for all recappers, really, and we encourage all recappers to review it now and then. Check it out: Recapping 101 Let’s rumble, and don’t forget: LOVE ONE ANOTHER, which means, attack the hamsters, but not each other! *FIST* Your admins and an already-hungover Fisty

Bring it.

Here we are, with a shiny, new “thank OGG 2020 is over” year, and a shiny, new… wait, Fisty must be drinking the recapper wine a bit early this year, because there is no WAY that FUG is going to come up with anything approaching “new” this season. The most we can hope for is that Booger is so busy being charged with crimes that he won’t have time to make an appearance, because you know BB would love to have some more controversy and they’ve kinda done the racist thing to death already. Anyway! So, apparently this season (number 23, and if that doesn’t make you cry, Fisty doesn’t know what will) was announced with a photo of the Chenbot posing with a bunch of pink plastic flamingos, and hats off to her for nailing that one-legged pose! It’s always a pleasure to see she’s received a firmware update. The theme is going to be “BB Beach Club”, and Fisty is really hoping that OTEV shows up in bigass cat form and buries them all in the sand like the turds we know they will be. So while we wait to be disappointed, and we will be, Fisty extends a less-grouchier than usual invitation to one and all to join in on recapping the live feeds, because come on, you know you want to! The feeds are where the action REALLY is, and we all love seeing what’s really going on with the famewhores in contrast to the “do you even WATCH Big Brother, FUG?” broadcast show. If you are new to recapping and/or have any questions, contact any of the admins for help. (Don’t bother Fisty, though, he’s busy stockpiling cornnuts and crying into his wine.) If you want to join in but just don’t know where to start, check this out: We have a post just for you! It’s for all recappers, really, and we encourage all recappers to review it now and then. Check it out: Recapping 101! And always remember, Fisty loves you all! If you aren’t familiar with the site rules, or just need a little review, please check them out, and again, let an admin know if you have any questions. And never forget: Attack the hamsters, not each other! Now, who’s ready to go to the beach? Hop into Fisty’s van (he has cornnuts!), and let’s roll! *FIST* Your admins and an “obnoxiously revving the engine” Fisty

Is *anything* at this point in BB22 actually thrilling? No. But, hey...at least you don't have to look at Fisty's blurred out poop hole today! Here are some new avatars. If you want them, it's a treat. If not...well, better luck tomorrow, loser.

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10. Me, Myself and Fisty Next word: Bromance

Someone must have asked “can 2020 BE any worse?”, because 2020 is all “hold my beer”, and here we are, with an “All Star” (a/k/a “who the hell are these people?”) season oozing onto our TV screens while we are trapped inside being quarantined and shit, and there seriously is not enough booze in the world for this. So…. since he’s all about making the best of the worst (and the famewhores are always the worst), Fisty is hereby extending a not-as-grumpy-as-usual invitation to one and all to join in the fun of recapping the live feeds this season! We all have more time on our hands than usual, right? What better way to spend it than to tag team together in the recaps, the more the merrier! Jump on in, the booze water is fine! In all seriousness, it really IS a lot of fun to recap with friends, so if you see someone in there recapping away, hop in and join them, keep them company, riff off each other and cry/barf/drink together! It’a great way to piss away the time while we are staying safe at home, and an All Star season should provide us with some good trashy material to work with. (Just don’t forget to actually post recaps while you are in the recaps thread, or the admins will have to Release the Pissed Off Fisty and no one wants that!) If you want to join in but just don’t know where to start, check this out: We have a post just for you! It’s for all recappers, really, and we encourage all recappers to review it now and then. Check it out: Recapping 101! Fisty loves you all! Please take a moment to review the site rules, let an admin know if you have any questions, and remember: Attack the hamsters, not each other. Now let’s do this thing!! *FIST* Your admins and an “already sipping the recapper wine” Fisty

Did someone say ball sack?

Here you go, @gforce!

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Hacker Competition The winner of the Hacker Competition gets three powers: 1. The Hacker can replace one of the HOH's nominations between the Nomination Ceremony and the Veto Competition. 2. The Hacker can choose one of the houseguests that will compete in the Veto Competition. 3. The Hacker can nullify one vote at the Live Eviction. The twist is in play for two weeks.