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6:54 HT Kitchen Time. People are commenting on the people on the walls. Tyler says it's all winners but he's corrected that Danielle didn't win BB3. Yeah, she's just an icon. Skippy keeps staring at the Kaycee and Rachel part of the wall and I have to change angles because yeah, no, not doing that shit. Conversation moves to Paul. Tyler expected to see Paul. Keesha didn't care for Paul. Somebody forgot that Paul didn't win one of his seasons. Checking back in the outside, FNicole is Pescatarian. Makes sense now why there's so much fish in the house. Nicole probably threatened to get FUG fired if she didn't have a constant supply of fish. Long Period of Stars. Everyone is talking about long shipping times in the COVID times. Enzo had something shipped to CBS for himself which... is actually not a bad idea. Back in the Kitchen, dinner prep is continuing. Janelle isn't sure if the Plant-Based Meat is cooking correctly. I mean, it is what it is if it isn't. And I am out if someone else wants to take over this absolutely riveting evening.

6:35 HT Day and Dani are in the bathroom. Day is saying that everyone is being extremely tightlipped and says, "Didn't people come to play?" Thank you, Day. Dani leaves to grab something before Keesha shows up. Dani comes back and any chance at strategy just died. Outside, ANicole and Memphis are trying to figure out what's going on with the vote. They've both been hearing, "I like them both." Neither of them are really saying anything and I am getting annoyed because anytime things get interesting, we get Stars and blarg! ANicole says that last season, "We only campaign on Wednesdays and vote together." Memphis says its down to Kevin and Keesha to campaign individually and there is no consensus.Nicole A thinks that it'll be an endurance comp on Thursday. Other Nicole comes in and says that ANicole's hair looks more purple. Memphis thinks they'll be able to tell if COVID is dying down if the plane traffic picks up.

6:23 HT Kitchen Time. Janelle is bemoaning all the restaurants her area has lost during the pandemic. Janelle and Tyler start talking about Hilton Head which turns into talking about Cedar Point in Ohio. They both have the same favorite roller coaster (Millennium Force in case you care). Janelle is talking about a haunted house at her local amusement park and how he kids were way too young for that shit. I keep forgetting that Tyler was from the same region of Ohio I grew up. Angela didn't do well at the Haunted House last year at Universal. Janelle took Wednesdays off in the Before Times and they went to the local Amusement Park every Wednesday in Minneapolis. She starts demonstrating the Minnesota accent Tyler bowled when he was young and was apparently good. He went to the state championship and could have went pro. I imagine the universe where Overdramatic Narrator Guy said, "The Probowler made a power move." Tyler stopped bowling after his dad passed away. Sad. Christmas forgot about her Banana bread and it's a little brown. Y'all, maybe Janelle should replace Ellen? Just saying.

6:05 HT Kitchen Time. Janelle is back from the HoH and Janelle is back in the full star outfit. The DR told her to wear the full thing, even when cooking. Why even give her the cute skirt outfit if you're going to cover it? Janelle is back to cooking. Christmas is talking to Bay about tonight's workout which is going to be abs and butts tonight. Bay leaves, David joins. He says he'll watch. Christmas thanks him for being upfront. I'm not sure if that's sarcasm or the truth. The Circular Couch of Stank features a group trying to figure out if they, well, stink, so I guess pool? You know, the only thing more boring than playing pool is watching other people play pool. Skippy Agrees and finally gives me more Kitchen Time With Janelle. ANicole was feeling queasy from the slop so she took Milk of Magnesia. Christmas recommended Mineral Powder. What did I say about Essential Oils and Crystals? Christmas starts asking Tyler about Angela's family and STARS!

5:48 HT Back from Stars. I take half a moment to check what ANicole and Christmas are talking about and Christmas is talking about Life Vampires and no thank you! Give it some time and she'll start talking about Crystals and Essential Oils. Back to Kitchen Time. Janelle is talking with Memphis and Bay. Janelle is surprised that people still go to bars to meet people. They're doing Beef and Ground Turkey for the tacos and the meatless meat for the vegans. Janelle gets called to the DR so Bay goes outside. Skippy keeps wanting to watch the pool game. Cody said, "That's my hole, you're not allowed to go near it." Yeah, I laughed a bit at that. Cody is trying to argue some rule of pool with Tyler. I have no clue whatsoever about the rules of pool except for, "The balls go in the holes, the 8 Ball goes in last and can tell the future with vague phrases."

5:39 HT Memphis and Kaysar in the Bathroom. Kaysar is saying that it's a game of Chicken right now before heading back upstairs. I kind of wanted more Kitchen Time but apparently Skippy prefers Cody, David, YourBoyEnzo playing pool. Enzo thinks its weird that both of his kids are left handed. Skippy feels my pain and back to Kitchen Time, now with Memphis also. They're having some sort of game talk but then Tyler wanders in. They also have tons of meat. Memphis says he'll cook every night once he's off slop. He's planning what to make once he's able to eat again at midnight tomorrow. And Stars.

5:25 HT The Skippy that wishes he was working on The Great British Baking Show is on Kitchen Duty and I'm kinda all over it. Janelle wonders if it's alright if she just takes the lemon out of the trash to zest it. Someone correctly assesses that the Live Feeders will eat her alive if she does it. Her cakes keeps on sliding around because she made more of a glaze than a frosting or icing. Everyone keeps on coming in and saying that the cake is beautiful. Apparently, Tyler's Angela has a cookbook coming out. Good for her. And STARS! Guessing production is asking the outside people to start talking about their favorite shows on CBS All-Access instead of Netflix. When we come back, Janelle is cleaning. Kaysar comes in. He likes how the cake looks. They're debating what kind of thing to make for dinner and Tacos is the popular answer. Kaysar goes to check if he has any blessed beef. I really have meant to research Halal a bit more. Oh, and a piece of lemon ended up in the sink. In case anyone cared. Which you didn't.

No problem Angel! Glad your power came back! You missed nothing of note. 5:07 HT Back to the Hammock Crew (The Nicoles, Ian, and David.) They're talking about the Halcyon Days of Season 1-5. Ian is regaling them with how the house was once one story. Season 1 was weird they all agree. Nicole shouts out Eddie who won. Ian mentions that BB can be broken down into Gen 1 (Seasons 1-7), Gen 2(Seasons 8-14) and Gen 3 is 15-Now. Ian says he's never had Netflix. He doesn't have any streaming services and he has Cable but doesn't watch it. He mostly watches YouTube stuff. This somehow turns into talking about Cryptocurrency. Oh, Ian watches Backgammon Tournaments. That's... a thing... Okay, back to Kitchen Time. I know you were really excited for it. Christmas is going to get a Red Bull. Janelle is cleaning while Keesha just kind of sits there. Wait... is Christmas Baking something else? She's buttering a pan. Are they making the Pineapple Upside Down cake tonight because there's a Pineapple out. Is she only now making the Banana bread from earlier? Inquiring minds need to know! Janelle threw the lemons away but just remembered that she wanted to zest the top. The Insanity of it all! Also, that cake has had no time to cool and she's already frosting it. Yeah, suddenly not seeming like a great plan.

4:49 HT Still upstairs. It sounds like David, Bay, and Day have a Final Three. They're planning to keep it from being obvious by each of them staying in their own lanes. David leaves and Camera Skippy goes right to Day like she's about to talk to them but when nothing happens, they follow David to Kitchen Time. I am never escaping Kitchen Time tonight. Y'all? The Kitchen actually looks clean. They're cleaning! Outside, Keesha and Kevin. They're talking about Keesha getting cut by Dan and Memphis for Peepaw at Final 4 of BB10. She says no one liked Peepaw. Well, yeah unless he fell in a pool. Skippy doesn't care for this talk so the Two Nicoles on The Ian Memorial Hammock. Still talking about previous seasons. FNicole is talking about how the Team Twist in 18 benefited the returning players. Ian joins them but chooses not to sit on the hammock.They move to talking about Weather and Ian is kind of rocking in time with the hammock he's not even on. Ian mentions only time his college canceled classes because it was 29 degrees out. Nicole: "Oh my gawwwwd." Christmas and Memphis are over on the Circular Couches of Stank. Memphis is talking up his giant alliance plan to her. He keeps on talking about how he needs to iron it out. Dude, you've been trying to iron it out for the last three days. It's not going to happen. Christmas is also talking about how strong her alliance was in her season. Yeah, you know, the one legged woman, the most annoying man alive, and Fucking Paul. Memphis's Big Alliance Idea is still Him, Christmas, Dani, Cody, FNicole, and Tyler. Christmas is iffy on Dani. Memphis says he's going to talk to Cody. Christmas says no. He asks if he should wait. Christmas says no also. What the frick? Maybe Christmas shouldn't be asked for advice on things.

4:34 HT Out at the Pool, it's Dani and Kevin. Kevin is going over his votes to stay. Dani is advising him not to rush, take your time. So, there are Ants everywhere. Ian from the other side of the lawn says that BB doesn't hire an exterminator because they can just say it's the Hamsters fault. That is actually fairly clever if true. Also cheap. Upstairs on the Bridge. David and Day. I think they're talking whether to throw comps or not. Day isn't too sure. She asks if he has any alliances. He tells her that he's trying to get in with the guys. He says that he's going to pretend to not know shit, let other people talk and underestimate him. They're trying to figure out who they have and don't have. They seem to like Kaysar. They have good taste.

4:22 HT Back at Kitchen Time, it's just Bay and Janelle. Janelle says that he last few times, she's always gained 12 pounds because of how much baking she did in the house. Case in point: She's already planning to bake a Pineapple Upside Cake. I'd never vote someone out who bakes. Bay is talking about beauty pageants. Miss USA girls are too skinny they both say and then the winner goes to Miss Universe and it goes bad because the USA Girls aren't curvy enough, too thin. Janelle brings out her cake and it looks good. Skippy doesn't enjoy Kitchen Time so bathroom with ANicole and David. David doesn't want to win HoH anytime soon. ANicole tells him he's doing pretty soon and they need to fake not talking a lot outside of the game, not looking like a duo. David says that the two of them, Bay, and Day are a strong 4. ANicole suggest bringing in Kevin and David is going to continue to work on the guys. They both think Kevin is the better choice to stay. BB calls ANicole to the DR. She walks through the Kitchen so I guess it's back to Kitchen Time. Janelle's Cake has not risen as much as she'd hoped. Probably because you can't get as much volume using a fork to mix. Bay is cleaning the fridge because some fish leaked out.

4:10 HT Over on the Circular Couch of Stank, Memphis and Keesha are talking about the vote. A She is planning to vote how the house goes. Who she is, I dunno. He's advising her to start telling people that she feels she has the votes and that will convince people. It sounds like Janelle or Da'Vonne? I'm still not sure. Keesha thinks Kevin has nobody. She starts complaining that everyone is saying they're voting with the house but who is The House? Profound. Checking out The Pool with Kevin, Dani, David, and Ian. They're talking about Chima's Expulsion and then HoH Expulsions in general. BB Asks FNicole to go to the DR. Dani comments that she goes to the DR a lot. There's some commentary there somewhere. Ian is talking about a sunburn. Dani comments that the pool is a little nasty so Ian says if they had a pool skimmer, he'd clean it.

3:56 HT Going back to Let's Make a Cake! Janelle is using a lemon press to put lemon juice into the cake batter. Cody asks if she's making it from scratch and Janelle just gives him some epic side eye. They have only one cake pan so they can only do one layer at a time. Janelle says it's turning out great. Someone else is also making banana bread. YoBroEnzo only eats Tuna Packed in Oil, not water. I vomit a little. They're going to make tacos tonight. Christmas is the one making banana bread I think. Oh, they do have a handmixer if anyone is curious. Christmas's Banana Bread has Snickers in it for Kaysar's Birthday. They talk about the HoHo cake from last night. Okay, that's enough cooking time. Bay and ANicole are out on the Ian Memorial Hammock. Bay says it's very different to be here without Swaggy. The same as how it's very different when you don't have a mosquito constantly sucking your blood. They start talking about Bay's time on The Challenge. Bay starts recapping something they had to do in it and I am nearly recapping a recap.

3:44 HT A big group is out on the curved couch of stank outside and they're talking about Michael Epstein, speculating on his suicide. This somehow segues to Tiger King and the R. Kelly documentary. Keesha didn't want Tiger King and I feel a kindred soul as the other person who never watched it. Someone finally realizes that Carol Baskin's Dead Husband never signed a waiver and cuts to Christmas and Janelle cooking in the kitchen. I missed when Janelle got a yellow rubber skirt combo and she is rocking that! Looks like there's baking a cake for Kaysar's Birthday. She's having to wisk the cake batter with a fork and I feel so bad for her. Checking the other set of feeds and ANicole and Dani are walking about Social Media messaging up on the Bridge. They're both excited for the live show and the HoH. ANicole can't find her pass and hopes that doesn't screw her. They say that Enzo, Kevin, and Memphy are all doing their own thing. Dani asks ANicole about David. She says they're friendly, he's happier than last year. ANicole says she needs to talk to people more, have more one on ones.Dani says she needs to do the same. Will just wants people to do something.

Julie's been eating her fat, cheesy jeggings.